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Monday, July 05, 2010

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It has been clinically proven to help reduce or eliminate snoring, obstructive sleep apnea, depression and daytime sleepiness. Customer reviews have been overwhelmingly positive.

Research has determined that wearing a jaw supporter while sleeping keeps your airway open and reduces the soft tissue vibrations that result in snoring.

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Obstructive Sleep Apnea and consequently snoring is the result of a collapsed or constricted airway. Many sufferers have tried using a chin strap of some kind in the past to prevent the mouth from falling open while asleep with varying degrees of success.



My Snoring Solution has specifically designed their snoring jaw supporter for maximum comfort and effectiveness at opening throat airways; the very cause of OSA and snoring!

When you are asleep and your jaw drops open, your tongue falls into the back of your throat. This narrows the airway to just a small opening or, even worse, closes it completely.

When you attempt to breathe through this vastly reduced opening, vibrations in the throat occur which produce your snoring sounds. The My Snoring Solution Jaw Supporter prevents this whole episode from occurring in the first place.

Sufferers of OSA experience brief periods where they stop breathing completely due to a collapsed airway when they are sleeping. They are forced to wake up to resume breathing again. This routine repeats itself throughout the whole night often occurring up to 90 times per hour!

While a falling jaw may certainly be a factor, there can be other causes as well. Often patients are overweight and the excess fat around the neck can place pressure on the throat resulting in it closing. Additionally deformities due to injury or from birth can also lead to an impaired airway.

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While it may seem cumbersome to sleep while wearing a mask attached to a hose, once you get used to it, the fact that you are finally getting a restful sleep and the benefits associated with it, more than make up for any inconvenience.

But a CPAP can take some getting used to. One of the big challenges is keeping your mouth closed while wearing a nasal mask. This is how My Snoring Solution is beneficial even to those with severe sleep apnea on CPAP. By keeping the jaw in place it improves both the comfort and effectiveness of CPAP.

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

PokerStars MicroMania - Play small stakes online poker


Get ready for MicroMania – a whole month dedicated to PokerStars smallest games. If you’re a micro-stakes player, then you have something special to look forward to this July.

There are improved VIP benefits, added-value tournaments, big live event qualifiers and even deposit bonus offers!

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If you haven’t experienced the exciting world of real money play yet, then there’s never been a better time to make your first deposit. Use the code ‘MANIA’ and you’ll receive PokerStars 100% first deposit bonus up to $600. You’ll also receive a free $1.10 ticket that gives you entry into any of the special $1.10 events listed on this page.

Existing real money players can get in on the action too! Make a deposit with the code ‘MICRO’ and you’ll instantly receive the same MicroMania $1.10 tournament ticket.

The minimum deposit at PokerStars is just $10, and there are many convenient deposit methods to choose from. Your MicroMania tournament ticket will expire at the end of July, so don’t forget to use it once you’ve made your qualifying deposit.

Cash Games


Play in our designated micro-stakes cash games from now until July 31 and you’ll receive at least 50% extra VIP rewards! For every Dollar raked at our cash game tables, 10 VIP Player Points (VPPs) will be credited to the table - that’s up from the usual rates of 5.5 VPPs for 6-Max and 6 VPPs for full ring games. Our Euro games will be boosted to award 12.5 VPPs per Euro raked, instead of the usual 8 to 8.5 VPPs rate.

That means you’ll earn Frequent Player Points (FPPs) much faster, and you’ll clear any pending bonuses nearly twice as fast!

This offer applies to all No Limit and Pot Limit ring games up to and including $0.05/$0.10, and all Fixed Limit games up to and including $0.10/$0.20.

Multi-Table Tournaments


For the whole month of July, four $1.10 No Limit Hold’em tourneys will run every day – all with $1,000 added! They’re called MicroMania Specials and they take place at the following times: 10:20 ET, 13:20 ET, 19:20 ET & 22:20 ET.

To locate the events go to the ‘Tourney’ and ‘Special’ tabs in the PokerStars lobby. You can also search for them by opening the Tourney Filter and typing MicroMania into the search field.

Sit & Go’s


MicroMania $1.10 Super Sit & Go tourneys will run July 1-31. Win one and you’ll get a share of $100,000! The prize pool will be divided among all the players that win a MicroMania Super Sit & Go in July, with the credits being made by August 2.

Here’s how it works - if there are 12,650 MicroMania Super Sit & Go winners in July, every winner will receive a $7.91 ($100,000 / 12,650) share of the prize pool.

The MicroMania Sit & Go’s will be 50-player No Limit Hold’em tournaments. You can play as many of the tournament as you like, but you will only be eligible for one share of the $100,000 prize pool.

Events


It may be a month of low stakes promotions, but that doesn’t mean our big buy-in events have been forgotten! Every Sunday in July, there are special value-added qualifying tournaments for the following:

  • July 4 – LAPT Florianopolis

  • July 11 – NAPT Los Angeles

  • July 18 – EPT London

  • July 25 – WCOOP Main Event


All four MicroMania satellites will have a $1.10 buy-in and will feature a regular prize pool. The event package will be added to the first place prize – which means added value of more than $5,000 for each event!

These tournaments will take place at 14:20 ET under the ‘Events’ and ‘Special’ tabs of the PokerStars software. You can find them quickly by typing MicroMania into the Events Filter. Registration is open now, so take your seat today.

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Saturday, June 26, 2010

Want To Advertise on Facebook? Check FBAdsGuide


As you probably know, some time ago Facebook opened up its ad platform, allowing advertisers to display ads on Facebook pages, paying either with a CPC or a CPM model.

This was a game changer, because Facebook, according to some sources, is already the website with highest traffic on the Internet (yes, surpassing Google). Before this move advertisers relied mostly on Google AdWords for traffic acquisition. But now they have two options, AdWords and Facebook ads.

In fact affiliate marketers flocked to Facebook ads, and some started doing really well there. I got curious, and some six months ago I started experimenting with Facebook ads. The results? I wasted time and money….

Many of my campaigns were not getting approved. The ones that did were not getting enough clicks. The clicks I got were not converting well and so on. At least I learned how the platform worked, which was my goal, but eventually I stopped using it.

Then a month ago I was talking with my friend Jonathan Volk, and he mentioned that he was doing really well with Facebook ads. In fact he was generating thousands of dollars per day in affiliate sales. Per day!

He also said he was coming up with a product explaining the methods he uses. Long story short the product was launched a couple of weeks ago, and it is called FBAdsGuide.com. Jonathan sent me a copy, and I went through it yesterday.

The material is really good, and that is why I decided to write a post about it. I am not an affiliate, so I won’t earn anything whether you buy it or not. I just figured that there are many people out there trying to advertise on Facebook (as I was), and this product will get you started in the right direction.

In fact I am planning to give Facebook ads another shot now. I always have fun playing with affiliate marketing, and I wanna see what kind of profits I can make on Facebook using a more structured system.

What about you guys, have you tried Facebook ads? What results did you get?

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Limited Time Offer: FBAdsGuide Facebook Coaching Forums


My friend and fellow super affiliate, Jonathan Volk, has just launched his FBAdsGuide Facebook Coaching Forums. This is a private coaching forum designed to help you succeed on Facebook.

Risk Free Trial Membership

Until midnight Friday, June 25th, Jonathan will be offering a 14 day risk free trial membership for only $4.95. After then, the price will be just $50 per month. If you find the forum isn’t what you hope it would be, just cancel before the trial period expires and you won’t have to pay, PLUS your $4.95 will be refunded. There is absolutely no risk to you.

If the risk free trial isn’t enough to have you check out the new coaching forums, then these additional bonuses that Jonathan put together should do the trick.

1. Access To Jonathan Volk and His Team

That’s right! You get access to ask the man himself and my team who are behind those huge numbers on Facebook. Jonathan and crew will be giving you personalized attention and support for your Facebook campaigns. That to me is priceless.

2. Special Facebook Tools

We are building out special Facebook tools that will help you have a huge competitive advantage over others on Facebook Ads. These tools have never been released to the public and are FREE when you get your risk free trial of the Facebook Ads Coaching Forums! If you’re an evil person, you can join the forums, grab the tools, cancel, get a refund and keep the tools. However, I don’t recommend being that evil!

3. Access to A Community Of Like Minded People

Jonathan is offering this trial discount in order to build a huge community of people who are working together to see success using Facebook. You can be part of that community. Remember, birds of a feather flock together.

4. Real Life Case Studies

I love case studies! They provide a great way for you to learn and Facebook Ads Coaching Forums provide at least one case study per month using Facebook Ads. This will include real life campaigns, ad copy, targeting data, etc. Everything you need to learn from and duplicate a successful campaign.

Limited Time Offer – Expires Friday June 25

The trial offer ends this Friday at midnight. At only $4.95, there’s really no reason for you not to give it a try, especially when you can’t really lose on the deal. Try the coaching forums for a full 14 days and if it’s not everything you hope for and more, you’ll get your money back.

Jonathan Volk is one of the biggest Facebook marketers in the business. If you read his Facebook Ads Guide, then you know he really knows his stuff. Jonathan has averaged nearly $4,000 per day over the past ten months using Facebook Ads. Being a member of the Facebook Ads Coaching Forums will give you direct access to him and his team. This is pretty much a no brainer. I’ll see you in the forums!

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Monday, June 21, 2010

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Friday, June 18, 2010

Remove "Briefly Unavailable for Scheduled Maintenance" Message


If you’ve been keeping on top of your WordPress updates using the automatic upgrade feature, you may have run into a problem immediately after upgrading. A message that prevents access to any page on your blog, “Briefly unavailable for scheduled maintenance. Check back in a minute”. Even if you’ve already completed the upgrade, this message could still appear. It’s not a fun situation and, admittedly, I freaked out the first time I ran into that problem. Fortunately, your life as you know it isn’t over…there is salvation ahead, and it’s brain-dead simple.

Cause of the Maintenance Message

During an automatic upgrade, WordPress places a file in the blog root directory called “.maintenance” to prevent visitors from being confronted with ugly, broken pages during the upgrade process. That’s a great little built-in feature, but if the upgrade gets interrupted or fails for any reason, that file doesn’t get deleted and nobody, including you, can access your blog. No worries, this is (most likely) the simplest fix on Earth.

Removing the Maintenance Message

All you have to do is delete the .maintenance file from the blog root directory. Simple as it gets. After you’ve deleted the files you should be able to access the site just fine, but you may have to run the automatic upgrade again. How do you know if you should run it again? You’ll see a notification on the dashboard page that a new version of WordPress is available…same as you always see when a new upgrade is available. If you don’t see that message, you’re good to go.

Of course, this fix assumes the blog upgrade failure was really just a one-time occurence and not a symptom of a larger problem. If you’ve deleted the file and the automatic upgrade continues to fail, you’ve probably got a larger issue at hand, and that’s a topic far too long to cover in this article.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

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Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Microsoft Office 2010 Hits Stores Worldwide


After years of development and beta testing, Microsoft Office 2010 is now available for purchase by consumers worldwide.

Microsoft Office 2010 hits stores today with three versions: Home and Student, Home and Business, and Professional.

In stores, the versions will cost $149.99, $279.99, or $499.99 respectively, but by downloading the software and just purchasing a Key Card, the price drops to $119.99, $199.99, and $349.99 respectively.

The newest version of Microsoft’s productivity software provides some major additions and upgrades to the 2007 version, including Outlook Social Connector and new multimedia editing tools.

The biggest addition is Office Web Apps, a slim but very functional version of its desktop counterpart that allows for live document collaboration, online storage, and integration with Hotmail and other Microsoft products.

The release of Office 2010 comes one month after Microsoft Office 2010’s upgrade release and two months after it was released to manufacturing.

Microsoft has revealed the four editions of Office 2010 that it will be selling at retail, along with their prices. It’s also trying something new by offering what it calls Product Key Cards.

While you can still buy them at retail, they don’t actually contain the software; rather, they contain keys to unlock installations of Office 2010 that are pre-loaded on some new computers.

The keys are cheaper than the full retail boxes, but there aren’t many people who will be thrilled with any plan that involves pre-loading software that they can’t use without spending more money.

The other notable thing about 2010 is the inclusion of Office Web Apps, a cloud version of Office.

Here’s a list of the four retail editions of Office 2010, which applications they will include, and how much they will cost.

Office Professional Academic

Priced at $99, this edition includes Word, Excel, PowerPoint, OneNote, Outlook, Publisher, Access and Office Web Apps.

It’s basically a cheaper version of the business-aimed Professional edition, but it’s reserved for “qualified students and educators.” It will be sold through campus bookstores and retailers.

Office Home and Student

This one will set you back $149 for the boxed version and $119 for the Product Key Card. It includes Word, Excel, PowerPoint, OneNote and Office Web Apps.

It will be the most basic retail edition, separated from its peers primarily by its lack of the Outlook e-mail application.

It will also be available in a Family Pack that will include licenses for three computers in your home, but Microsoft hasn’t officially announced the pack’s price.

Office Home and Business

The price: $279 for the box, $199 for the Product Key Card. For that, you’ll get Word, Excel, PowerPoint, OneNote, Outlook and Office Web Apps.

Yep, compare it to Office Home and Student and you’ll find that Outlook alone will cost you either $130 or $80 depending on whether you buy the disc or the key.

Office Professional

At $499 boxed or $349 for a key, Office Professional will give you Word, Excel, PowerPoint, OneNote, Outlook, Publisher, Access and Office Web Apps — the same as the much-cheaper Office Professional Academic version.

This is the full suite for small businesses; apps like Access aren’t necessary for most home users.

Other SKUs

Microsoft hasn’t announced pricing for its non-retail editions, which include the two enterprise SKUs for big businesses. Office Professional Plus will add SharePoint Workspace to the mix.

Office Standard will also be an enterprise option, and it will include Word, Excel, PowerPoint, OneNote, Outlook and Publisher. Finally, there will be Office Starter edition. It will cost nothing, but it will be supported by in-app ads. Limited versions of Word and Excel are all you’ll get out with that one.

Monday, June 14, 2010

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Thursday, June 10, 2010

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Tuesday, June 08, 2010

Facebook Ads Guide – What Are People Saying?


This Monday I launched my Facebook Advertising Guide and it has been a huge hit so far! I've received a TON of positive feedback (and some negative which I will address here).

First... Read what others are saying about my Facebook Ads Guide!

"Well, I have read the first half of the book, and I have to admit that it is really simple to read and understand, this book is great for newbies but also for people who already created a FB campaign without real success..."
Thomas - May 31st, 2010

"Jonathan has put a lot of effort in to this guide and it really shows, he really has revealed everything he knows about FB advertising, so really after reading this guide you know the exact method he's used to make a million and earn over 3k a day, that means there's nothing but laziness stopping you achieving at least a small profit."
Dan W. - Dans-Blog.com - June 1st, 2010

"Wow, Jon has written about niches he has been pushing himself and breaks everything down into a VERY doable format. Very well written and definitely worth the read."
Will R. - WilliamRobin.com - May 31st, 2010

"I just read your guide and was very pleased to see that it hit all of the questions I've been having with FB advertising. I've had limited success thus far with FB but this guide really hit on the problems I was having. I'd have to say you over-delivered..."
Eric B - VideoGamesRental.net - May 31st, 2010

"This guide is awesome! I have been creating thousands of Facebook campaigns and scary enough this guide reveals it all. It’s useful for those which want to start, and quite useful for experienced marketeers as well. With this knowledge you get a solid understanding on how Facebook Ads works and which strategy you should choose. You want to set up an campaign for your company, for a client, or you want to earn your own jacuzzi with affiliate marketing? The online competition grows every single second. This is must have for Facebook marketeers. Without this guide you don’t even have a chance!"
Jaap Jacobs - JaapJacobs.nl - June 1st, 2010

"I have gone through everything in the guide plus all the bonus materials and I have to say it’s one of the best guides on Facebook advertising that I have come across."
John Chow - JohnChow.com - June 2nd, 2010

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What are the negative things people have said?
Mainly the negative things people have said are almost entirely from people who have quite a bit of experience on Facebook.

If you're an expert at Facebook and already make $1000+ per day on Facebook, this guide might not be for you. While I always live by the fact that if I learn just ONE good nugget that can make me a bunch of extra money... It's worth the investment, you may not live by that. That's perfectly fine!

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Undeniably, blogging has become more than just a way to quench one’s thirst to share knowledge and to communicate with others. Nowadays, in the age of digital economy, blogging is also great tool to make a living. As long as you are dedicated, you too can follow the steps of many successful bloggers who earn plenty of cash daily.

There are many ways to make money from your blogs or website. A potential program that can help a blogger make money online is LinkWorth. A marketing portal for both advertisers and publishers, LinkWorth offers various products and services, including text link ads, in-text links, banner ads, pay-per-click ads and paid blog reviews. There are plenty of opportunities available when you become a LinkWorth partner.

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To take advantage of these opportunities, you must first sign up and submit your site for approval. The requirements for signing up with LinkWorth is that you must have a complete, working blog or website with relevant content and not use framesets, flash or redirect URLs.

Once you have signed up, you can choose from a wide array of ads that you want to display on your blog. The advantage of using LinkWorth is that you get to pick how much you want to charge for displaying ad on your website. You do not have to worry about earning really low because there is a minimal price of $10.

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An interesting fact about LinkWorth is you are given the option to choose how much of your revenue goes to LinkWorth. You can choose to split your revenue either 70/30 or 50/50. If you choose payment option 50/50, you become a “Preferred Partner” and LinkWorth will help sell ad spaces for you.

At LinkWorth, payments are made monthly on the 10th of each month. You can choose to use PayPal, business checks, Bank to Bank wire transfers (non US banks) or direct deposits (US banks only). The minimum payout amount for PayPal is $25.

LinkWorth also has a referral program, in which you get commission by referring other publishers. To become an affiliate, you must first have a Partner account or a Combo account. If the person you refer earns $100, you get a bonus of $50.

Aside from their many products, LinkWorth also provides a few free and useful features for publishers. For example, you can use a Meta Tag Generator to optimize your site and other tools such as Keyword Density Analyzer, Site Link Analyzer and Search Engine Marketing. There is also a Price Quote tool to help you determine how much you should charge for an ad. You can also opt to purchase their directory submission service and have your website submitted to popular directories.

Last but not least, aside from their wide array of products and services, LinkWorth also provides a great customer support that is quick to answer any questions you have. In short, LinkWorth is sure to help a regular blogger like you and me make money online without too much hassle.

Cash Crate Review


My CashCrate Review explains how to make money online by completing free offers and surveys. Once you sign up for CashCrate, you can immediately begin completing offers and earning a paycheck. It’s that simple. To help you out, I will review CashCrate as in depth as possible to make you more money.

How does CashCrate Work?

Top companies pay lots of money to reach potential customers by offering their products/services for free. When you complete one of these offers, companies pay CashCrate for your participation. CashCrate then forwards a large percentage (around 75%) of the received earnings to you! Most CashCrate offers are lead generation based, meaning you exchange information for a cash payout.

The information you provide to complete offers doesn’t have to be your real e-mail address or phone number. You can obtain a free e-mail address using G-mail, grab a private phone number online, and create other secondary contact addresses to protect your personal information.

How to Complete your 1st Offer

Snapshot of CashCrate Offers Page

CashCrate provides you with hundreds of offers to complete every day. The key is to pick and choose offers that are easy to complete and have high payouts. The more high paying offers you complete, the more money you will make. Simple as that. So how do you find the best offers?

1. Go to the members area, and under cash offers, select sort offers by highest payout.

2. Read the description for every offer first before you choose an offer to complete.

3. Once you find a suitable offer, click the link and begin completing the offer.

4. When finished, either click the submit box at the top of the page, or return to the offers page and click “submit”. Make sure to clear the cookies after every offer you complete. This is the #1 reason for causing offers to never confirm.

Build Up Your CashCrate Earnings

You’ll want to pursue the high dollar offers, which make more money than the smaller $1 payouts. If you check everyday, there are tons of offers paying out over $10+. Use the e-mail & phone numbers you created to enter information so you will receive credit for the lead.

If you complete 1 $10 offer each day, you will end the month with over $3k in earnings. You have the potential to earn between $100 to $3k per month; the choice is yours.

Getting Paid

Cashcrate members must accumulate at least $10 in earnings before receiving a payout via check. Payments are processed on the 20th of every month, which is similar to Google Adsense’s payout schedule.

Tips on Getting CashCrate Referrals

CashCrate members can earn referral commissions when they refer their friends to the program. If you’re making decent money with CashCrate, why not tell your friends as well so they can earn some money online too?

There are a number of ways to tell your friends to join your referral network:

  • Add your referral code to forum signatures
  • Use business cards to promote your referral code
  • Start a CashCrate blog
  • E-mail your Friends and tell them about CashCrate
  • Make a flyer that promotes Cash Crate and your referral URL
  • Participate in the CashCrate forum and possibly sign up new visitors to CashCrate
  • Promote your earnings in a forum or message board, and tell others how to make money with CashCrate

Debunking CashCrate Misconceptions

1. Is CashCrate a Scam? – No! Cash Crate has never missed a payment since I’ve been with the program.

2. Is CashCrate Hard Work? – As long as you utilize the tools listed above, you can complete multiple offers within minutes.

3. Is Your Personal Information Compromised? – You never have to give your real credit card number, social security number, phone number, e-mail address, etc. Always use online tools to create non-personal information for offer completion purposes. When asked for credit card numbers, use gift cards instead.

4. Will You Make Any Money with CashCrate? – Just like anything other program, you get what you put into it. If you stay disciplined, continue to complete offers and build your referral network, you are guaranteed to make money. Pay no attention to naysayers. They are just jealous of your success!

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Monday, June 07, 2010

What does it take to make a 500k blog?


What does it take to make a 500k blog?

I love stories like this.

John Chow is the last guy in the world you would expect to make half a million dollars a year blogging.
  • He is not very technical.

  • He doesn't do graphics, website design, or programing.

  • He does not have a lot of experience building his own businesses.
Yet his blog about making money online brings him in over $40,000 a month. And growing rapidly! How?

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Well I just finished reading John's free new e-book and he completely walks you through everything he does.

One thing about John - he is always amazingly transparent about exactly what techniques he uses and exactly what he does to make money.

The main part I want you to really spend some time on in John's ebook is chapters 1 (Capturing Leads) and chapter 3 (The Sales Funnel).

Both of these items are HUGE in building a following online and John shows you step by step exactly what he does on his blog.

After you read this book you will never look at his blog the same. Its like the magician has showed you how the card trick works.

Wednesday, June 02, 2010

Facebook Ads Guide Review


Ever since Jonathan Volk launched his Facebook Ads Guide, I’ve been getting emails from readers asking for a review.

I have gone through everything in the guide plus all the bonus materials and I have to say it’s one of the best guides on Facebook advertising that I have come across.

Then again, this really should not be surprising. After all, Jonathan Volk is one of the biggest Facebook affiliate marketers in the business.

In the past ten months, he has average nearly $4,000 per day of income from Facebook.

The guide itself is not a long read. You should be able to get through it in an hour or so. There is no fluff at all. Just straight to the point facts and ready to use tips. The section on “Upper Hand Techniques” is where the real gold is. Here, Jonathan details the techniques he uses create over 1,000 facebook ads in five minutes and generate thousands of dollars in Facebook income everyday.
Upper Hand Technique 4: Ask!
There is an email at Facebook setup specifically for advertisers like us. This email is affiliates@facebook.com.

You can email this email and sometimes you WILL get a canned response. However if you email them back with your specific questions, more often than not, you’re going to get a detailed response! Remember, the loudest one in the room gets the attention so if you continue

Free Bonus Materials

Right now, Facebook Ads Guide comes with four free bonuses that really add to the value of the main ebook:
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  • Facebook Ads Guide Newsletter – Occationally you will receive a newsletter with all the TOP offers that you can run on Facebook with tips and tricks on HOW you can run the offers.
  • Top Fan Page List / Guide – Learn how to utilize fan pages to better target your advertising! Includes a list of the top fan pages in numerous categories! (We’ve NEVER released this list before)
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In addition to the free bonuses listed above, Jonathan is making available his Facebook Affiliate Mastermind video for only $37.

During the last Ad:Tech in San Francisco, Jonathan gave an exclusive Facebook seminar to 20 people who paid $350 each to attend. Jonathan plans to sell that video in DVD format for $197 but you can get it as part of the Facebook Ads Guide for only $37. I highly recommend you check the video option box at check out.

The video is filled with tons of top secret Techniques, like how to use a Facebook App as a landing page to increase conversions by 20% or more.

Facebook Ads Guide

Facebook Ads Guide is on sale right now for $79. However, the sales ends this Thursday and the price will go up to $97, which is still a good deal but if you can save 20% right now, you should take advantage of it.

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Tuesday, June 01, 2010

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How To Make Over $1 Million with Facebook


My friend and fellow super affiliate Jonathan Volk has just released his new eBook on how he generate over $3693.21 PER DAY using Facebook Ads.

That’s over $1.3 million per year! Jonathan’s new eBook will show you step-by-step how to tap into the power of Facebook and make more money than you ever dream possible.

This is a legitimate guide with a legitimate way for you to learn how to make money on Facebook – the same methods Jonathan and I both use.

Most of the time when “Gurus” launch a new product they leave out some of the important information. Not so with Jonathan. He has made every effort to include EVERY bit of detail about making money using facebook. No secrets are left out.

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As part of this grand opening, Jonathan is offering his new guide for only $79. But you have to get it now because the price will go to $97 on Thursday.

Even at $97, the guide is more than worth it. Jonathan back his guide up with an 8 week no questions asked money back guarantee. You have nothing to lose and a million bucks to gain.

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Sunday, May 30, 2010

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Saturday, May 29, 2010

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Thursday, May 27, 2010

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EPIC ... You need to see this! =))


I just found out about the June 15th product launch of Epic Traffic Systems, by Keith Baxter, Jon Shugart, and Joey Smith, and wanted you to see the insane stuff that these guys are doing for their JV partners.



The buzz about this launch is already everywhere, and from what I'm hearing, most think it will go down as the biggest product launch in internet marketing history.

And based on what I just saw on the JV Invite Page, I don't doubt it! The product itself is going to be epic, but so are the commissions and affiliate prizes! They are paying out $1,000 on every sale.

Then there's the prizes at stake...no one has ever done anything like this. In addition to individual prizes that include everything from electronics to motorcycles, to cars ...

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This is truly going to be an epic event! You can thank me later!

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Friday, May 21, 2010

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Greatest Prizes this World Cup


This year sees the return of the Football World Cup and we are giving this massive event the utmost importance.

We will have a dedicated area on both Gamebookers and PartyBets brands and this will have up to date information on the tournament and unique daily offers.



The number you should have in mind this summer is 101. No, not 101 Dalmatians, but 101 Million EUR to be won by both our affiliates and their players.

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Our World Cup mini-site will be the one-stop-shop for all our players as it will contain all the information on the participating teams, featuring fixtures, group stages and knockout stages.

If this interactive portal doesn’t wet the appetite then our Predictor surely will.

The €100 Million South Africa Predictor is going to get hearts racing as soon as the opening game kicks off. Available on the bets websites from May 18th until July 11th it will keep players interested in every single game as there is big money to be won. And most importantly, the predictor is FREE to enter and users can submit their predictions game by game, until last minute before start.

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Aside from the excitement of the Predictor we will have daily specials to make every game that bit more exciting!

Our stake back promotions will be a daily feature on the site. They will be in the same format as our Champions League and Europa League promotions that have proved popular this season. Player does X and if Y happens we refund Z. Scenarios will cover the entire day of fixtures and we will be changing the theme and the refund amounts.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Affiliate Marketing Intro


Most people don't realize how much money there is in blogging. The first time I saw people blogging; I thought they were completely nuts! But that's until I figured out they were make thousands of dollars per month.

I then figured out I was the was the nuts one... So now that I know exactly how to make money blogging, and have done it myself, I'm going to explain to you exactly how they are doing it and how you can get started too!

It's also extremely easy... Let's just say it takes about an hour a day and you're good to go making a lot of money online. But that's only if you know the secret that I'm about to reveal to you!

Most of the people out there blogging are missing out on thousands of dollars since they don't know the simple secrets! If you are one of them, or if any of them are reading this now, I guarantee you/they will smack their head on a wall multiple times for not realizing this earlier.

The BIG secret to blogging is, becoming an affiliate to products related to the blog you own, that's it! Now let me explain to you exactly what I mean by this... Lets say you have a blog about training dogs. Now you can place ads on the blog, which is what most of the people out there do.

Yeah, you can make a good amount of money if you have MILLIONS of people reading your blog, but chances are, you will never have that. Sorry to burst your bubble. But lets say you do have 30k people a month reading your blog.

If you become an affiliate of a dog-training product and write a short 300-word article on it to your viewers, I guarantee that you'll make a lot more than ads will make you. The reason for this is because you can earn up to 75% promoting peoples products.

So if the product sells for $100, you'd make $75 per sale! Out of 30k viewers, you'd probably get around a 2% conversion rate since they all want dog training information, meaning you have targeted readers.

That's around $45,000 dollars you're missing out on... Now just do this once a month and I think you'll be happy with that right? But hey! You don't have to take the ads off your blog, leave them on for some extra money.

But if you're not doing what I just told you to do already, go out and do that right now, if you don't, I don't know what to tell you. If you want more information on affiliate marketing, and how you can join my free 7-day Bootcamp, go here now!

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Promoting On The Streets


I think one of the least talked about ways of making money online has to be promoting on the street. The reason is because as soon as the Internet became popular it was literally kicked to the curb!

Originally, everyone was making money on the streets, either by handing out flyers, or placing lawn signs everywhere. If I were to tell you that you could still make money by doing this, you'd probably call me nuts! Well, if you really want to think that, go ahead because I think this needs to be talked about.

If you want to make a lot of money extremely quickly, do this, I promise it works! What I want you to do first is go to a website called ClickBank and sign up (it's free). What they do is manage a bunch of different products that you can promote for a commission.

All you need to do is send traffic (people) to that product page, and if they buy, you make your commission. The correct term for it is, becoming an affiliate. Now the good part... Once you've done that, the promoting on the streets comes into place.

After you pick a product that you want to promote on ClickBank, I want you to open up Microsoft Word, Notepad, whatever you use on the computer to write things. You will need to write 2 sentences about the product you are promoting, and make it catchy! Make the font extremely big and bold so that people can read it from far away.

Then place your custom link to the product you are promoting at the bottom of it. (It's called your "Hoplink" and ClickBank creates it for you, it's extremely easy.) Now after you have done that, I want you to print out about 100 of these.

Fold them in half and take them with you on a walk around your neighbor hood. When you're walking, place them on the windshields of parked cars... After you've run out, go home and log into you ClickBank account later that night. I guarantee you'll be surprised! This is exactly how I started affiliate marketing.

I know you're probably thinking that this would never work and that it's a waste of time. Well let me tell you something. When I used to do this, for every 100 I would hand out, I'd get around 10 people buying. So lets say that I received $50 a sale.

I would make $500 dollars every time I'd go out and do this! Sounds a little more appealing now, right? So go out and do this, I promise you if you just try it, you'll start seeing great results immediately.

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Affiliate Marketing Intro


Many people don't know that it's possible to make a living online, or at least a good extra income. Most think you have to have to go to college and have a great job to make a lot of money these days.



Well if you think that way, I'm about to really surprise you, and show you exactly how you can make a lot of money online starting now! Don't worry it's not a scam, pyramid scheme, or any of that fluff. I know, when I first heard about making money online that was the first thing that came to my head too.

But when I started collecting checks every month, my whole theory changed! So enough of all that, I'm actually going to show you how to start making money online now! What I want you to do first is go to a website called ClickBank and sign up (it's free).

What they do is manage a bunch of different products that you can promote for a commission. All you need to do is send traffic (people) to that product page, and if they buy, you make your commission. The correct term for it is, becoming an affiliate.

Here's a quick example to clear your up your confusion. Lets say one of the products is selling for $100 and you get a 50% commission. Every time you make a sale, you'll obviously make $50. So if you get 10 people to buy it, you'll get a check for $500! See what I mean, it's possible to do and extremely easy!

Once you've signed up in ClickBank, the next important thing to know is obviously picking a good product to promote. Now this is where a bunch of affiliates fail to be successful online.

But right now I'm going to tell you a quick tip that helped me become extremely successful, very quickly. Under each product in the "Marketplace" of ClickBank, there's something called "grav", what it means is Gravity. What that tells you is if the product is selling well. You always want to pick a product that is over 50 gravity.

If the product isn't over that, don't go for it! Once you know that, you'll be able to successfully sell products on ClickBank.

The reason you want the Gravity to be high is because that tells you that other affiliates are successfully selling it. Let me tell you a quick secret that most people don't know about Gravity.

The number of Gravity actually means how many affiliates that product has! For example, if the gravity is 75, that means 75 different affiliates are selling the product at that time...

Easy enough right? So now that you have that down, go make some money online! It's seriously not as hard as most people think, especially when you have the right people teaching you. That's how I became successful online, just happened to be around the right teachers at the right time!

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Monday, May 17, 2010

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Tuesday, May 04, 2010

Palas Bingo Review - €5 Free Bingo Sign up bonus


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Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Why Americans Should Never Be Allowed To Travel


The following are actual stories provided by travel agents:

I had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his or her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.

A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?"

I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts. "Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly explained, "Capecod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa." Her response ... click.

A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don't lie to me. I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state."

I got a call from a man who asked, "Is it possible to see England from Canada?" I said, "No." He said "But they look so close on the map."

Another man called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had a 1-hour lay over in Dallas. When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, "I heard Dallas was a big airport, and I need a car to drive between the gates to save time."

A nice lady just called. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:20am and got into Chicago at 8:33am. I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour ahead of llinois, but she could not understand the concept of time zones. Finally I told her the plane went very fast, and she bought that!

A woman called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know who's luggage belongs to who?" I said, "No, why do you ask?" She replied, "Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said FAT, and I'm overweight, is there any connection?" After putting her on hold for a minute while I "looked into it" (I was actually laughing) I came back and explained the city code for Fresno is FAT, and that the airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage.

I just got off the phone with a man who asked, "How do I know which plane to get on?" I asked him what exactly he meant, which he replied, "I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these darn planes have numbers on them."

A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-cola on one of those computer planes." I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said, "Yeah, whatever."

A businessman called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa. "Oh no I don't, I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those." I double checked and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, "Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express."

A woman called to make reservations, "I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus, New York" The agent was at a loss for words. Finally, the agent: "Are you sure that's the name of the town?" "Yes, what flights do you have?" replied the customer. After some searching, the agent came back with, "I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a Hippopotamus anywhere." The customer retorted, "Oh don't be silly. Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!" The agent scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, "You don't mean Buffalo, do you?" "That's it! I knew it was a big animal!"

What Would Happen if You Bought 25 Bottles of Nyquil?


Ever since I was a little girl, I have periodically played a game I like to call ‘What would happen if…’

The very first time I played this game I was 5 years old and riding in the car with my Mother. She had allowed me to sit in the front seat, but the novelty of that wore off rather quickly and I got bored. Almost immediately after we merged onto the expressway, I spied the car door handle. I thought to myself, I wonder what would happen if I opened the car door right now?

Would the door fly open? Or would it stay closed since the car was in motion? If it flew open, would the wind rip the door completely off of the car? My seatbelt was secure, so I was pretty sure I wouldn’t fly out of the car, but would anything else fly out? What would my Mother do?

I looked over at my Mother who was paying careful attention to the road and vaguely singing along with the radio. Then I looked over at the gleaming car handle. I knew that opening the door while we were driving was a very stupid and potentially dangerous thing to do, but it was almost as if the handle was calling my name. It wanted me to open it. I tried to resist, but my curiosity overwhelmed me. Slowly, I reached over…and opened the door.

Turns out the only thing that happens when you open the car door on the expressway is your Mother screams, “OH MY GOD! HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?” pulls over, closes your door, and then goes homes and bitches to your Father about her vehicle being unsafe and demands he buy her a new one.

It wasn’t the most exciting outcome in the world, but at least I knew.

This past Friday evening, I found myself inadvertently playing another game of ‘What would happen if…’

My husband has been dealing with a particularly nasty summer cold and it’s making it difficult for him to fall asleep. Shortly after midnight one evening, he asked me to run to the store and pick him up some medicine. I agreed because I’m nice like that.

After selecting a bottle of Nyquil and my Husband’s favorite brand of ice cream, it was time to check-out. I elected to go through the self check-out lane because the group of kids who normally jockeyed the registers looked thoroughly engrossed in a conversation about their parents sucking or their jobs sucking or who de-friended them on myspace recently or whatever and I didn’t want to interrupt them. Besides, I have two fully functioning arms. I am capable of scanning and bagging my own ice cream.

However, after I scanned my items, the computer started beeping.

“You have selected an age restricted item. Please wait for a cashier,” it said.

“What the Hell?” I mused, “Ice cream and Nyquil is age restricted now?”

A teenager with a lip piercing and bad dye job came rushing over. “Can I see your ID?” she chirped.

“What did I order that needs ID?” I asked.

She looked over my purchases and shrugged. “I guess it’s the Nyquil.”

I sighed deeply and handed her my driver’s license. She glanced at it quickly, typed my birthday into the computer, handed it back, and scurried away. Even though I didn’t show it, I was all kinds of annoyed.

I mean, what kind of nanny state am I living in right now? I can’t even buy cold medicine anymore without the government all up in my shit? Why is my right to privacy being invaded in favor of incompetent police officers who lack the ability to catch drug dealers without spying on the average law abiding citizen?

Then, out of nowhere, I thought, I wonder what would happen if I tried to buy all the Nyquil on the shelf?

Would they laugh? Would they get angry? Would they sell it to me? Would they call the cops? Would they interrogate me until I told them what it was for?

No matter how many years pass, I remain easily seduced by my curiosity. The harder I try to shake the wondering thoughts from my head, the more they burrow into my brain and demand recognition. By the time I got home from the grocery store, I simply had to know what would happen if I tried to buy an entire shelf full of Nyquil.

The next morning, I woke up bright and early with the intent of carrying out my plan. Now I’m not really sure how the typical Meth Head dresses, so I took a guess. I clad myself in an old T-shirt and a ripped pair of pants that were covered in paint. I pulled my hair back in a ratty ponytail and slipped on a pair of dirty sandals. My goal was to look as shady as possible without overdoing it.

Upon entering the store, I grabbed one of those hand-held shopping baskets and walked with single minded purpose over to the drug isle. I then proceeded to fill my basket with every bottle of Nyquil sitting on the shelf. There weren’t that many and I really wanted to be obvious, so I decided to buy all the generic versions as well. Then I marched my ass right over to the cashier and emptied my basket onto the conveyor belt. At first she wasn’t really paying attention as she grabbed bottle after bottle and flipped them through the scanner. Then a little light must have gone off in her head because she suddenly paused.

“Are these on sale or something?” she asked.

“Nope.” I replied noncommittally.

“I’m going to need to see your ID,” she responded.

“Sure.” I said as I handed it over.

“I’ll be right back,” she told me as she scampered over to the customer service desk to show my ID to who I assumed was the manager.

The guy in line behind me asked, “Someone sick?”

“I’m having a yard sale,” I replied. Yeah, my answer didn’t make much sense. But it was none of his business, so fuck him.

After about 10 minutes, the cashier came back and gave me my ID. Then she finished ringing me up and handed over two bags of Nyquil. “Um, have a nice day,” she said.

I thanked her politely and headed out to my car thinking to myself that the whole scenario ended up being fairly anticlimactic. This time, bending to the will of my curiosity earned me nothing more than 10 minutes of inconvenience and 25 bottles of unneeded Nyquil. Fucking fantastic.

I went home, unloaded my spoils onto my kitchen table and decided to take a nap on my couch. Right before I fell asleep, I thought to myself, I really need to stop playing that game.

A couple of hours later, my brother and his girlfriend woke me up.

“What the hell is with all the Nyquil?” he asked.

I told him about my game and how nothing really exciting happened. Then, he said, “Probably because you bought the wrong shit.”

I said, “Huh?”

With a smirk on his face, my brother explained, “The ingredient in Nyquil that is used to make crystal meth is called pseudoephedrine. But these don’t have it in them. Look! It even says right here on the front, ‘Now Made without pseudoephedrine.’

“Then why did they card me for them?”

“How the hell am I supposed to know? All I know is that you can’t make meth out of these.”

“Son of a bitch!” I exclaimed.

“You are the worst fake drug dealer ever,” my brother admonished.

His girlfriend cut in, “You know what you should get? Sudafed. They sell it behind the counter at the pharmacy and they probably won’t give you more than one or two. But it might be funny if you asked to exchange your Nyquil for 25 boxes of Sudafed.”

For me, failure tends to make me more determined, so I decided that was exactly what I was going to do. But, this time, I wanted to start my adventure with a bit more planning. I decided to call the grocery store and ask if it was even possible to return Nyquil since it was technically a medicine. The manager I spoke to assured me that as long as I had the receipt and the seal wasn’t broken, they would take it back.

So the next day, I packed up my bags of Nyquil and headed back to the grocery store. I plopped the bags on the counter of the customer service desk and amicably said, “I’d like to return these, please.”

The cashier looked shocked. “All of these?”

“Yes please,” I answered mildly, “Here is the receipt.”

“How many bottles are in here?”

“25.”

“25? You bought 25 bottles of Nyquil? Why would you do that?” she asked.

“I wasn’t feeling well.” I answered.

“So why are you returning them now?” She countered.

I slightly hardened my voice. “I’m feeling better.”

“Normal people don’t buy 25 bottles of Nyquil!” she exclaimed.

“So?” I snapped.

She started stammering. “Well….its just that I don’t….I don’t know…if we can take this many back. We’d have to throw them away and….I….uh….”

“I called and spoke to a manager yesterday,” I informed her, “And he told me that as long as the seal wasn’t broken and I had the receipt, you would take them back.”

“Well I’m sure he didn’t know how many you bought!”

“Does it matter?” I questioned, “Is there some sort of store policy that states you can only return so many things at a time?”

“I’m going to get my manger,” she replied.

“Fine.”

The manger came over, obviously perturbed, and we argued back and forth for a few minutes. Finally she said, “I’ll take them back this time. But next time, I won’t.”

“That’s fine by me,” I agreed.

I filled out a form with my name, address, and phone number, got my cash back and walked directly over to the pharmacy.

An older lady walked over to wait on me. “Can I please buy some Sudafed?” I requested.

“Sure!” she said as she held out her hand, “I’m going to need some proof that you’re over 18, though.”

“That’s fine,” I told her, “But I’m going to need more than one.”

“How many do you need?”

“25.”

“25 tablets?”

“No, 25 boxes.”

I’m not sure if my answer extremely shocked her or extremely angered her, but her response was to shriek, “NO!”

Calmly, I asked, “Why not?”

“NO!” she bellowed again.

“But why not?” I repeated.

“BECAUSE OF THE METH!” she hollered.

I smiled a little and said, “I promise I won’t use it to make meth.”

Again: “NO!”

A concerned Pharmacist walked around the counter. “What seems to be the problem here?” he questioned.

“I’m just trying to by some Sudafed.” I answered.

The cashier squawked again, “NO! YOU CAN’T HAVE ANY!”

And I was supposed to be the crazy one!

The Pharmacist gave her a confused look and she said to him, “She wants 25 boxes!”

“Whoa, wait a minute, ma’am!” he said to me.

Just then, out of the corner of my eye, I realized that the manager who did my return and a couple of stock boys were walking up behind me. They were closing in on me!

I thought to myself what better time to walk away, all shifty, like I was a real drug dealer than now. So I abruptly did an about-face and briskly started striding towards the door.

The Pharmacist tried to stop me. “Ma’am!” he called after me, “Ma’am! I’m going to need you to come back here! Ma’am!”

Seriously, I couldn’t believe he actually thought I would fall for that. I mean, what am I? 12 years old? Did he actually think I would be na├»ve enough to believe that a goddamn Pharmacist had the legal right to forcibly detain me in a grocery store?

But the ridiculousness of the situation was only a fleeting thought in my mind. At that precise moment, I had more pressing matters to concern myself with. Namely, how I was going to shake the manager and the stock boy goons who were in the process of following me out of the store.

I increased my walking speed a little and made it outside. I paused for a second, thinking the chase was over, but I was wrong. The manager had tailed me into the parking lot. Frantically, she started waving the cart boys over to her and pointing in my direction. Before I knew it, I had a small army of grocery store employees following me around the parking lot. It was fucking surreal. I felt like I was starring in the deleted scenes of one of those Terminator movies.

My theory was that they were waiting until I got into my car so they could write down my license plate number. To me, this was odd, considering the fact that they had my name, address, and phone number written on a slip of paper behind the customer service desk.

Anyway, I finally thwarted them for good by electing to simply walk home. Because I live a couple of miles from the grocery store, I decided to call my brother.

“Hey, if the cops show up at my door, do not let them in without a warrant,” I told him, “That’s a violation of my 4th amendment rights!”

“No problem.” He said. He’s learned to quit asking questions.

The end result of my little escapade, however, produced no angry police officers ruthlessly pounding on my door. In fact, outside of a couple of grocery store employees who briefly pretended to be Rambo, nothing really exciting happened at all.

All in all, I ended up fairly disappointed with my most recent game of ‘What would happen if….’ You see, that’s the problem with letting yourself become randomly consumed by curiosity. Things rarely live up to your expectations.